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I'm pinning this FAQ to the top of my blog to give people some information about me, if you're interested! I don't think I'm that interesting or important really, but I keep getting the same questions over and over so I figure one place to see them is a good idea. Plus it hopefully makes you more into me haha.

BEFORE YOU MESSAGE ME, READ THIS IN IT'S ENTIRETY. If you don't, don't be surprised when your message calling me "princess" or your message just saying "hi" goes unanswered.

Q: Where is the old pinned post about reverse power dynamics?

A: Here

Q: You post a lot about being dehumanized, treated like nothing, and existing for mens pleasure, yet your bio says you want to be treated like a person?

A: Yeah, it's almost like the things I say when I'm fully horny isn't 100% of my personality. I definitely have fantasies about being communal and freeuse and stuff like that, but ultimately I really only do things with men who I respect, and who respect me. After that, I'm pretty fucking easy.

Q: Are you really 4'10"? / Do you really have 34FF cups? / Are you really from Canada? / Do you really work in games?

A: No I lied because it's super fun for me. Please read the sarcasm there.

Q: Why aren't you answering my messages?

A: Many reasons! Here are a few listed below:

• Your first message was the most boring shit I've ever seen
• You messaged like 10 messages in a row without me responding
• You opened with "here are all of my kinky things I can think of!" - For example "im gonna make u eat my ass after i havent washed for days and then your gonna make me dinner and im gonna ruin those holes"
• You opened with active play stuff without any sort of established relationship or consent.
• You called me some weird pet name, including but not limited to "princess", "baby girl", "sub", etc.
• You called yourself some weird dominant name, including but not limited to "master", "daddy", etc.
• You sign off your message at the end with your name like it's the 1600's and you're sending a letter.
  

I have a lot of messages to get through, and if I get weird vibes then I'm not going to reply. Treat it like approaching someone at a bar. You want to be interesting, but you wouldn't call yourself daddy in the first sentence.

EDIT: READ THE ABOVE PART! The amount of people who claim to have read the faq and then immediately call me baby girl or sign off with their name or initial at the end is staggering. IF YOU SEND ME A MESSAGE AND IT CONTAINS ONE OF THESE THINGS, YOU WILL BE BLOCKED FROM NOW ON.

Q: What are your kinks? What are your limits?

A: I generally like to go with the vibe of "friend who you can use". Someone where you can tell me to eat your ass with the exact same vibe and tone that you'd tell someone to bring you a glass of water because they're already in the kitchen. There are many things that I'm into that are less common in kink-spaces:

• Domestic Use: I cook, I clean, I do laundry. I like to think I do a damn good job of it too!
  
• Menial Use: Let's go to the shops and have me carry every single bag! Or send me out into your backyard naked to cut the grass.
  
• Rimming: I think rimming is becoming more common but I thought it was worth mentioning because damn I love rimming people.
  
• Finsub: I'm a finsub. If you don't know what that is, google findom. I'm not the type to reroute my paycheque to someone or anything like that. More like... by all the drinks when we go out, pay for tinder gold for you, etc. - more spontaneous things.
  
• Cuckquean: Fuck other women while I make you two dinner or clean her car for her.
  
• Reverse Power Dynamics: I go into more detail in the post I linked above, but in short, if I have "power" over someone but they still dominate me, that's hot af.
  

As for limits (Thank you @ladyofthecursedlake for suggesting adding limits and for being my lawyer)

• Puke (yes, even just facefucking me hard enough to puke. It's not sexy, and it feels awful)
  
• Scat
  
• <18
  
• Animals
  
• Drugs
  
• Generally anything that will land me in hospital or jail
  
• A soft limit is pain. I can take a slap and that, but it's not my favourite. This does not apply to pain from being crushed under someone's weight, that's very hot
• Being "owned". I'm my own person, I don't belong to anyone and never will. Don't come at me with this "you have to find the right person" or "I'd still let you sleep around" or anything along those lines. You will be blocked SO fast.
• Political Stuff. Since the 2024 election, people who are into this have gotten fucking insane. If you're taking this seriously, you're making a kink about a 78 year old wannabe dictator and imagining it makes you tough. That's fucking weird. If you are not taking it seriously, many people are going to fucking die and you're getting off to it.

Q: Debate politics with me.

A: No. Here is the only thing that I will put forward about politics, aside from the above. If you ask for more, you're just getting blocked without a response.

• America does not have a left wing party. There is no "far left" in America. When you contextualize America's parties with history and the world, the democrats are center right, and the republicans are far right.
• The democrats are not good, but the republicans are way worse. 
• Republicans have always been unpopular. In the last 9 elections, republicans have won the popular vote twice. The only reason they get into power is due to an outdated system that means some peoples votes count more than others, and they openly gerrymander districts. They never platform based off of actual policy, because their policies are universally unpopular. The only thing they can go off of is "lol they're woke".
• Trump is a fucking loser. I don't even mean that in any subjective sense. Objectively, he just loses. That's what he does. He won in 2016 because no one took him seriously. He lost in 2018. He lost in 2020. He lost in 2022. Then, in 2024, the democrats were given a country devastated by a pandemic (which Trump made worse by dismantling the pandemic response plan put in place by Obama), and then were also given a global food shortage (neither of which were their fault), and people were unhappy with the democrats. This should have been a slam dunk, yet he only won the popular vote by a little over a percentage point. He shouldn't have won 53 seats, he should have won fucking 70. He was given a golden opportunity and he squandered it, because that's what he does. He loses.

Q: You work in games? Have you worked on any games I've heard of?

A: Yes, but I'm not about to share games where my real name and company are in the credits, no matter how unlikely it is for someone to find it.

Q: What is your number / Whatsapp / Session / Discord

A: I don't give it out to random people. If you have to ask for it, you're never getting it.

Q: Are you looking for a master?

A: No. First of all, I'm aromantic. Second of all, my view on sex is that I don't believe fucking friends should be more taboo than going to the movies with a friend. With that end in mind, I don't have one person who I consider to be "more important" to go to the movies with, why should I have one person I view as more important sexually?

Q: You're a finsub? Send me money!

A: No.

Q: Do you ever dominate?

A: I've been told I'm pretty good at dominating, I'm just very rarely in the mood. Once every 6 months or so I'll get in a femdom mood, but it's very short lived.

Q: Why aren't you replying to my message when you're posting?

A: I've got my blog on a queue. Right now I've got 53 things in a queue, and they post twice a day. This blog isn't super important to me in the grand scheme of life, so I will often go days without checking it.

Q: Why are anonymous asks not available?

A: Because too many people felt like they were super safe to send insults (and not even creative ones, I'd be less offended if they were actually good insults) anonymously because of that feature. If you want to be a dick, you gotta at least attach your blog name along with it.

Q: What type of games do you play?

A: Usually single player and strategy. At the time of writing, Oxygen Not Included and Frostpunk have been taking up most of my time. Divinity Original Sin 2 is probably my favourite game.

There we go, that's the end of the FAQ. If you're wanting to browse my blog, I don't really do tags too much (I probably should do that more). The three tags I do use are #my-writing (for stories I write), #my-gifs for gifs that I add captions to, and #wall-of-shame (for particularly egregious examples of bad messages)